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Here are some things I have written!

It's Very Postmodern (POINTS IN CASE)

Mark My Words, If You Don't Finish This Last Job, I Will Kill You and Everyone You Love (POINTS IN CASE)

The Nighttime is a Mystery (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

A Poem About Thinking (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

City Life (ISSUE #13/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

I am an Artist (ISSUE #12/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

The Subtext of Every Cold Email I've Sent Since Graduating - I'm Definitely Fine, Though  (MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY)

Other James Bond Titles (POINTS IN CASE)

Let Me Tell You Exactly What I Do AT This Company (POINTS IN CASE)

What Your Smoke Alarm is Really Saying (POINTS IN CASE)

Yeah I'm That Token Sewer Rat in Delta Gamma, But I Can Still Kick It With My Girls (LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY)

A Love Letter from a Guy in the NRA to His Gun, Who He Definitely Fucks (LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY)

Blue Planet Narrated by My Father (LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY)

Well, I've Been Reincarnated Into a Fly Again (FUNNY-ISH)

I Know Exactly the Words You Have Just Used, Okay? (MEDIUM)

Things Are Not What They Seem (MEDIUM)

I Like My Men (MEDIUM)

Are You Afraid…Of Love? (MEDIUM)

The Longest Perm in History (MEDIUM)

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