Here are some things I have written!
 

• Boy Meets Girl (THE NEW YORKER) / Performed for Symphony Space by Tony Hale

• How to Play Korean Poker (POINTS IN CASE)

• It's Very Postmodern (POINTS IN CASE)

• Let Me Tell You Exactly What We Do at This Company (POINTS IN CASE)

• Other James Bond Titles (POINTS IN CASE)

• Mark My Words, If You Don't Finish This Last Job, I Will Kill You and Everyone You Love (POINTS IN CASE)

• What Your Smoke Alarm (POINTS IN CASE)

• The Nighttime is a Mystery (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

• A Poem About Thinking (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

• Real Estate (ISSUE #14/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

• City Life (ISSUE #13/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

• I Am An Artist (ISSUE #12/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)

• The Subtext of Every Cold Email I've Sent Since Graduating - I'm Definitely Fine, Though (MCSWEENEY'S)

• Yeah, I'm That Token Sewer Rat in Delta Gamma, But I Can Still Kick It With My Girls (LITTLE OLD LADY)

• A Love Letter from a Guy in the NRA to His Gun, Who He Definitely Fucks (LITTLE OLD LADY)

• Blue Planet Narrated by My Father (LITTLE OLD LADY)