​Boy Meets Girl (THE NEW YORKER) / Performed for Symphony Space by Tony Hale
How to Play Korean Poker (POINTS IN CASE)
It's Very Postmodern (POINTS IN CASE)
Let Me Tell You Exactly What We Do at This Company (POINTS IN CASE)
Other James Bond Titles (POINTS IN CASE)
Mark My Words, If You Don't Finish This Last Job, I Will Kill You and Everyone You Love (POINTS IN CASE)
What Your Smoke Alarm (POINTS IN CASE)
The Nighttime is a Mystery (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)
A Poem About Thinking (Quarantine Cavalcade/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)
Real Estate (ISSUE #14/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)
City Life (ISSUE #13/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)
I Am An Artist (ISSUE #12/THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER)
The Subtext of Every Cold Email I've Sent Since Graduating - I'm Definitely Fine, Though (MCSWEENEY'S)
Yeah, I'm That Token Sewer Rat in Delta Gamma, But I Can Still Kick It With My Girls (LITTLE OLD LADY)
A Love Letter from a Guy in the NRA to His Gun, Who He Definitely Fucks (LITTLE OLD LADY)
Blue Planet Narrated by My Father (LITTLE OLD LADY)