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The Subtext of Every Cold Email I've Sent Since Graduating - I'm Definitely Fine, Though (MCSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY)
A Love Letter from a Guy in the NRA to His Gun, Who He Definitely Fucks (LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY)
Blue Planet Narrated by My Father (LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY)
I Know Exactly the Words You Have Just Used, Okay? (MEDIUM)
Things Are Not What They Seem (MEDIUM)
I Like My Men (MEDIUM)
Are You Afraid…Of Love? (MEDIUM)
The Longest Perm in History (MEDIUM)